Last night I decided to try and write down some of my own quotes. I have come up with some real beauty's, loll, but these were the best ones I can remember, at this point. Some will be insane, some humors & some oddly thought provoking, more to come soon. Now, continuing with my comical theme of late, my quotes!
"There’s a time to shop & there's a time to run, screaming,
from the store. Which will it be today?"
"Heavy is the head that wears the collar."
"Average is the new ugly"
"I know what you're thinking, but you can't buy brilliance!"
"Pigeons are brilliant feathered spies, sent here by God
Himself, to judge us and assign due penance. These
Birds’ are brilliant rogues and I applaud there work."
"Tom & Jerry, quite he odd couple they were. Don't give up on them!
My cousin may have used there program as an instruction manual to more effectively torture me, as a child, but that doesn't mean they are all bad!
They do make good candidates for same sex/inter species counseling though."
"Anyone with a Y chromosome, barring those who have been
Dismembered in horrific accident or assault, will have
3 legs :)"
"Underpants: the only way to live when you can’t remain
Naked."
"Only truly seeing the world through ones own eyes, is it
Possible, not to be self centered?"
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