MY BRILLIANT QUOTES PART 3
“When life gives you lemons, learn to juggle.”
“Can you really know how someone else FEELS without touching them?”
“Don’t mistake intriguing for important.”
“I’d rather have a pack of dogs then a group of friends. Throw the pups a few raw steaks, and they’ll kiss your feet! Friends have a somewhat different response.”
“Vegetarians can wear leather, as long as they don’t take to eating there shoes. That would be a problem.”
“Do not fear TOFU!”
“Sometimes I get out of bed just for chocolate.”
“When I want to look cool, I go to the store and pick out the clothing I’d be most uncomfortable wearing. It works every time!”
“Time is not an illusion, it’s invisible.”
“I take all my vacations in my dreams.”
“Fear is humbling and normal. Confidence is arrogant and insane.”
“I kept hearing I’D put my eye out with that, but really, THAT did all the work.”
(What kind of dog is he?) “He’s a brown dog.”
“I’m still looking for Waldo.”
“In the end, when I meat my maker, I’m hoping for a pat on the head and to hear, “SARAH, YOU WERE A VERY GOOD LITTLE CRACK HEAD.”
“You should be honored I have put your baby at the same level of importance of my dog. That baby's not house broken, does not sleep through the night, and you can’t even trust him alone in the house!”
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